Sorry, not in my scope!

Blackjack player:
“Can you adjust my back?”

Me: “Sorry it’s not in my scope of practice.”

Other (more wasted) blackjack player:
“What about happy endings?”

Me: “Also not in my scope of practice.”

(This is a great line for the therapist who doesn’t want to follow their instinct and be mean.)

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