Aloha y’all!

My name is Shannon and I’ve been an LMT (licensed massage therapist) since 2006. I have encountered so many interesting characters and have been asked all the typical questions. This blog was created because I’ve learned to throw humor into my responses to these special situations.

All the stories are true. Some of the situations are responses I would have liked to give and didn’t, but they will be noted as such.

As a massage therapist I know and understand that many people have the wrong idea about my profession. It is definitely important for LMTs to educate the public about what massage is and how it can be considered a healthcare practice rather than a luxury. And it definitely does not always mean sexual services. In fact, most of the time “massage” is non-sexual. I have never and will never provide sexual services as a massage therapist (or else I wouldn’t really be one, right?)


I am also pleased to share my experiences traveling and teaching abroad via this blog. I still practice massage, but I have decided to take a few years to distract myself with teaching English as a foreign language and seeing all I can see in  beautiful countries!



1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Andrew Shultz
    Nov 11, 2011 @ 07:21:20

    Shannon, HILARIOUS!
    I’m Andrew. I got a massage from you wednesday….
    I loved the stories!


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