Mirena, 1+ year in

**Disclosure: FAMILY – THIS CONTAINS INFORMATION YOU MAY NOT WANT TO READ>>> CLOSE THIS NOW IF YOU DON’T WANT T.M.I. ON MY PERSONAL LIFE!**

 

Last year, I made the decision to say, “Screw you!” to pills, Nuvaring (although I mostly loved it), and any other birth control method short of spaying myself.

I chose to drop a few $$ and insert Mirena. (You can read about the entry here).
It was a painful process. I spent nearly 40 days with spotting and dull cramps. Then one magical day… it stopped. The bleeding, the cramps, the discomfort, and then my life began.
I have been blessed with some good sex in my life. Apparently, this good sex was dulled by previous birth controls. Sex has never been so good. Like.. holy shit. Guys who were maybe average at best, were doing a pretty damn good job. Before Mirena, I was using mostly Nuvaring, occasionally a pill; and I was dull. Sex was just an act. If I got off, it was less often than Halley’s comet. But my sex drive didn’t exist. I seriously pondered my sexuality. Boyfriends and lovers knew I was lying and some thought I had been cheating on them.
Then Mirena happened.
.. as it turns out, I’m very straight. And I’m so much happier with Mirena. Sex. is. awesome. Like– wet, hot summer awesome.

Oh yea! And I lost a bunch of weight! When I had Mirena inserted, I was weighing in at ~73kg (about 160lbs). While I’m sure other factors were involved (leaving an unhappy job, moving up a hill, running to subways and buses for new jobs, etc), I am now at ~63 kg (138-140lb) today.

Menstrual cycles suck. Period. (hah. a favorite of mine) From 6th grade through recent years, my period has been a giant cluster-fuck. They were unpredictable. As Cher would say from Clueless “I was surfing the crimson wave!”… more like Crimson tidal wave. It was hell. I had special clothes to wear because I needed to change and clean them so often. My cramps had me in bed, crying like a child. Sometimes they would last longer than a week.. then reappear about 2 weeks later. Then other times they wouldn’t show for weeks (pregnancy scares what???). I got onto birth control and it helped a bit. But I still had shit strong periods.
Now a year after Mirena insertion, my periods are mostly non-existent. I might get ‘ghost cramps’ once a month and the occasional spotting every other month or less.

Overall, everything is awesome.
But let’s sum a few things up real quick:

Pros: 
1. 5 years of baby-free sexcapades
2. Little to no periods/minimal cramping
3. Higher sex drive
4. Weight lost (subjective)
5. Overall happier life.

Cons:
**denotes possible Pro rather than Con
1. 350,000won (KRW = USD ~275) ((((in the states they said it’d be ~600$USD without insurance)))**
2. PAINFUL AS FUCK DURING INSERTION!!!!! FFFUUUUCCCCCCCK.
3. Bodies may react differently
4. Gotta stock up on condoms for all that sex!**
5. I got nothin.. I can’t think of anything else.

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Resolutions Update!

It has been just over two months since New Years. I think it’s time to let you all know how my resolutions are holding up.

The top resolution is the original, the bottom is the update.

2 – The minimum amount of new countries I will visit (Taiwan and Japan)
***1/2- I visited Japan for 3 days***

0 – My goal for a credit card statement.
***…working on it still.***

1 –  attempt a 5K
***I am proud to announce that I have registered for my first 5K on April 6th. I will be running in Korea’s Cherry Blossom Marathon —the 5K version***

4 – days a week of working out… (unless I can make it more.)

***embarrassed to admit my lack of working out. now that i have no more visitors or vacations, I fully intend on refueling this resolution***

20 – have sex at least this much (it was a bad couple of years) note: this does not necessarily mean with different people!! i’m not that much of a whore (maybe)!
***4/20 – ;)***

14 – lbs to be lost by 2015
***4/14lbs****

201 – times I talk to my family
***i have lost count, but i’m doing ok!***

2-14 – Run two miles in 14 minutes ((I’m a really bad runner))
***let’s work on just running one mile***

2014 – smiles (hypothetically)
***the ’20’ resolution is helping***

So it seems health and fitness is what I will focus on this year. Look good, feel good.

2.0.1.4. – Resolutions

I’m not a resolutions type. Never have been. But the last few years haven’t been the best, so I’m pulling a Man in the Mirror. I’m gonna make a change for once in my life!

As previously mentioned, I like the numbers 2 and 4. Since they’re both mentioned in the year, I’m going to center my resolutions are the numbers.

2 – The minimum amount of new countries I will visit (Taiwan and Japan)

0 – My goal for a credit card statement.

1 –  attempt a 5K

4 – days a week of working out… (unless I can make it more.)

20 – have sex at least this much (it was a bad couple of years)

14 – lbs to be lost by 2015

201 – times I talk to my family

2-14 – Run two miles in 14 minutes ((I’m a really bad runner))

2014 – smiles (hypothetically)

So it seems health and fitness is what I will focus on this year. Look good, feel good.

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